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Jul 06 2009

Don’t Read While Drinking, Part II

Published by jean under Blogging around

Deej, the SciFi Catholic, is going to the seminary. He has listed the reasons he wants to be a priest. His #2 reason?

Wealth. …(W)e all know the Vatican has gigantic vats full of it, so much that if the Church only opened her greedy coffers, she could instantly solve all the world’s problems with her enormous monetary assets and still have enough left over to fund an ill-fated space program involving flying cathedrals and confused nuns.

I spit Coke Zero when I got to #7, just to warn you.

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Jul 06 2009

Do Not Read While Drinking

Published by jean under Blogging around

I am as interested in reversing global climate change as anyone, but I fail to see how increasing taxes and random machete attacks on Ohio coal producers alone will solve the problem,” said Marcy Kaptur (D-OH). “Come on, people, there are plenty of other industries who deserve machete attacks, too.”

IowaHawk reveals opposition to the Cap-And-Trade’s Blood Sacrifice Amendment.

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Jun 17 2009

When Contrarians Attack!

I coined the term “Contrarians” one day in a conversation with Baby Brother. It was a riff on the “Vulgarians” at the Michigan Renaissance Festival, a fictional royal family that was not only vulgar, but also cheated, insulted other families, etc. :)

In a similar way, Contrarians don’t just disagree with other people’s opinions. They seldom create anything of their own, yet when viewing the results of another person’s labor, they state (loudly) how it could have been done better. They throw no fabulous parties, but they somehow manage to attend the most popular (and disappointing) affairs. Continue Reading »

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Jun 15 2009

“2 visions” by James Healy

Published by jean under Blogging around, Poetry

at 6am
the gun first pressed to her brow
ten years ago
by the editor of cosmopolitan magazine
all spandex and day glo
and by the creative consultants of sundry advertising companies
like grinning puppets in a row
and by the programme planners of itv rte and the bbc
no no no
went off
and the body she had starved for so long
to attain their image
to obey their decree
made tangled
made desolate
made broken
ceased to be

at 6am
jesus woke her from her sleep
that’s enough suffering for one lifetime
come with me
walking down d’olier street
they chatted like old friends
and she realised at last
that the rain is diamonds

The Heelers Diary is one of my favorite sites because it author, James Healy, is always surprising. I never know if he’s going to wax eloquent or embark on a flight of fancy. And then there’s the poetry…

Check it out. But don’t be fooled. His grandeous claim to the title of “Ireland’s Greatest Living Poet” is to obscure the fact that he really is a poet.

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Apr 09 2009

Fear the Hawk from Iowa

Published by jean under Blogging around

A site that I visit from time to time is Iowahawk, a satirical writer and car enthusiast. Recently, he has also become a force to be reckoned with in his satire of the new race for nuclear arsenals.

Of course, it’s merely coincidental that I tracked back to his site. In no way do I fear him or his trailer park cohorts. Plus his firepower doesn’t equal the vintage cherrybombs that our neighbor Mr. Wilson gave my brothers and I.  And we still have a secret weapon – our Dad, who in his misspent youth discovered that quartered sticks of dynamite made AWESOME firecrackers.

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Apr 04 2009

En persona Bugsy

Published by jean under Art, Blogging around

Bob Parks, an online columnist I greatly admire, posted about the Chuck Jones Gallery (Jones of Warner Bros fame)  displaying a work that spoofs Leonardo’s The Last Supper. The artist Glen Tarnowski replaced the Apostles with cartoon characters. And Bugs Bunny figures prominently.

Tarnowski, an alumnus of California Lutheran University, explained that he meant it to be positive. The article paraphrases that he wanted to show that “God loves people so much that even if we all were cartoon characters, he would have come to us.”

Mr. Parks is skeptical, but  I don’t think it’s an insult to Christ. No, it’s just a plea for help. This is proof positive that the good folks in Washington must pass a media/arts bailout soon. Continue Reading »

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Mar 16 2009

“The psychic woe beneath the economic blow” and other nonsense

Published by jean under Blogging around, a mortality rant

People sense something slipping away, a world receding, not only an economic one but a world of old structures, old ways and assumptions. …I suspect more than a few see themselves, deep down, as “the designated mourner,” from the title of the Wallace Shawn play. – from ”There’s No Pill for This Kind of Depression”

Peggy Noonan has discovered that people are anxious about the economic crisis. More people are going to church; city folks are looking for farms. Gun sales are up; some deep-pocketed persons are pulling large sums of cash from their banks. (Or perhaps, being of Irish descent, Noonan is merely on a mortality rant.)

She thinks that anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication contributed to the financial crisis. I jest not. She writes: “In New York their use became common after 9/11. It continued through and, I hypothesize, may have contributed to, the high-flying, wildly imprudent Wall Street of the ’00s.”

Perhaps she should do a little informal study of how many users of anti-depressants and anti-anxiety medication work on Wall Street. Then, to compare, see how many users of anti-depressants, etc. voted for politicians who had their hands in the pot of various bailed-out institutions.  It ought to be downright interesting, to say the least.

Instead, she talked to a writer, a psychiatrist, etc. to take the pulse of the nation. And the patient isn’t well.

I know what she means. An aquaintance of mine (I’ll just call him “Max”) ignored the signs of the times: environmental change, the devastating cost of gas, man’s inhumanity to man.

He lived as he pleased, a loner speeding around in his gas-guzzling car and having conflicts with nearly everyone he met. But he reconsidered his ways and really thought what kind of world the younger generation would inherit. And that’s why he’s known far beyond Thunderdome.

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Feb 07 2009

Nearly Departed Readers, or How Laura Can Get Her Groove Back

Published by jean under Blogging around

Laura at Catholic Teacher Musings is  weeping over the loss of a “follower”. She wrote a heartfelt (and funny) letter to the faithless lover reader. To paraphrase a popular book, and possibly movie, she’s afraid that the unnamed cad is not that into her. (Which strikes me as a terrible double entendre, especially for a married lady like Laura, so that perhaps the writer of said book and/or screenplay should wash his/her/its hands with soap.)

Me, I don’t know who reads this blog any more than I know why spammers find me so captivating. But I would hazard that if Laura felt REALLY bad about losing followers, she could do what I do… play hard to get.

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