Oct 03 2009
Another Italian-American Joke
According to my uncle, the Secret of a Long Marriage was revealed during a husband-only marriage seminar at St. Mary’s Catholic Church.
At the session last week, the deacon asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay happily married all these years.
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, “Well, uh, I’ve a-tried to treata my wife nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!”
The deacon responded, “Luigi, you are an inspiration to all the husbands here. Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th Anniversary.”
Luigi proudly replied, “I’m agonna go get her.”
