Jul 06 2009
Don’t Read While Drinking, Part II
Deej, the SciFi Catholic, is going to the seminary. He has listed the reasons he wants to be a priest. His #2 reason?
Wealth. …(W)e all know the Vatican has gigantic vats full of it, so much that if the Church only opened her greedy coffers, she could instantly solve all the world’s problems with her enormous monetary assets and still have enough left over to fund an ill-fated space program involving flying cathedrals and confused nuns.
I spit Coke Zero when I got to #7, just to warn you.
