Be Not Idle

• The cookie jar is chipped.
• The toilet seat is cracked clean through. I suspected the involvement of circus animals, such as elephants – a charge the smallest fry vehemently denied.
• There are footprints on the walls.
• A sore throat lozenge, placed on the white bureau for safe-keeping, has stained the surface pink.
• Kernels of buttered popcorn littered the bottom of my purse, evidentally deposited during the Movie Theatre Fiasco a few days ago.
• Butterfly-patterned panties mysteriously appeared in the laundry hamper. 
• Theme music from Avatar: The Last Airbender is stuck in my head.
• My heart aches from child-deprivation.

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